India

Wildlife

Indians live in harmony with their animals, some of which are considered sacred. Many Indians are vegetarian, though this may be as much to do with the quality (and expense) of the meat as for ideological reasons. The two most sacred animals are the cows and the monkeys. Cows (like the one pictured right) wander serenely through the chaotic streets of India, unperturbed by the maelstrom that takes place around them. Be careful while driving though, if you were to kill one in an accident there is a minimum penalty of five years! It is sad but true for us beef eaters, but it seems that it is easier to get away with running over a street urchin rather than one of our bovine friends.

Just because someone I know didn't believe me when I told him about the cows, there is a picture on the left of some more cows wandering around Vashisht (a small village near Manali). Don't go too near their behinds as they are not house trained!

Other things you might see are women herding sheep through the streets, a sight you might see in any country. But, it all just adds to the atmosphere of the place.

One thing you don't see very often is snakes. Especially deadly poisonous Cobras. There was an Indian snake charmer who passed by my hotel in Rishikesh and yes, the snake is real. Cobras are actually deaf so they are not affected by the music at all. The charmers have merely just found out what concoction of drugs makes them tame.

Snake charming is so easy, anybody can do it! I'm afraid I didn't manage to get any kind of decent musical sound out of the pipe, perhaps that was why the snake was in a bit of a strop (as Steve Irwin would say). I can imagine it was thinking to itself... 'bloody foreign tourists, think they can come to our country and just start charming us, he's making an absolute bloody racket with that pipe - I can't hear him but I can just tell he is' If you open the picture and look carefully you'll see that it is actually drooling venom!

Over my travels I've seen lots of animals, a Duck Billed Platypus, Koala Bears, Bearded Dragons to name a few, but the star attraction as far as I could see was the Rhesus Macaque Monkey in India. These 'cheeky little monkeys' are exactly that, if they spot food on you be ready for a fight! To the left are three that came to see if they could rob bananas off me. Earlier (unfortunately when I had no film in my camera) a mother came past with a baby hanging off her stomach (not dissimilarly to the way marsupial 'Joeys' live in pouches). She let the baby go and it crawled on top of a rock and looked so happy with itself. All the monkeys were proudly watching their new family member whom they were showing off to the humans. The little monkey jumped off the top of the rock and landed in a heap with a big smile, it was like watching the muppets but in real life.

I managed to get quite close to one who let me take his photo on the Laxman Jhula bridge (see right). The monkeys are very intelligent, they even understand trade. The monkeys will steal cameras and clothing from people and only return it when an acceptable edible payment has been offered. Chapatis are apparently worth more than bananas and if a monkey has your camera you will have to pay dearly! The locals will all stand around laughing while this goes on.