India

Street life

'India is crazy' is the conclusion that many people come to while visiting the country, me included. The country is two thirds the size of Australia, yet has fifty times the population. It is rather overcrowded as you can see from a typical street scene on the right.

There is always something going on, when I arrived everbody was covered in coloured paint after the 'Holi' festival (which was on the same day as Good Friday). Many processions came past where I stayed in Delhi, you can see a man blowing his Trombone on the right. The usual procession format involved brass instruments (played badly) and drums (played well) and a god image or a woman being carried past at the end.

Delhi was very different from Chandigarh which was designed by the famous European designer Le Corbusier. It was a much cleaner city with wide boulevard style streets a typical example of which can be seen right. You can see one of the buses on the street on the left. There are thousands and thousands of these buses all over India, made in the country they carry the people across it. Looking into the eyes of the drivers is not recommended however as it does not instill confidence in his ability to drive the bus. Also looking out the window while travelling is a bad idea.

Better to travel by train in fact, the signs in the railway stations should look familiar to anybody who has been on the London Underground. Other weird and wonderful things that can be seen in the stations include the amazing 'Check your weight' machines. The psychedelic disc wheels around while you are weighed. Presumably to soften the blow, but Indians in the main are not an overweight people so one can only wonder what the designer had in mind. Perhaps it has a dual purpose helping out those wanting to enter a meditative trance while waiting for their train. As you do!

India has many beggars but one I encountered in a station just had to be photographed. He was wearing a pair of shorts on his head! It was in Chandigarh station that I met this man and ,as there aren't many tourists in Chandigarh, he looked extremely pleased indeed when I gave him some money... approximately 7 pence.

Other ways of getting around India are the taxi, the rickshaw and the autorickshaw (see below). The taxis are in fact based on the Morris Oxford which obviously proved a very durable design. As usual avoid auto rickshaws because the drivers will take you to anywhere but where you want to go.
 
 
 Cycle rickshaw
 
 
  Auto rickshaw
 
 
 Taxi

A visit to India can not be complete without a trip to the Ganges river. I visited it in Rishikesh where it is amazingly clean. So clean, in fact, you can actually swim in it and I would've drunk the water if I'd been thirsty enough. You can see me in the river to the right. It is amazingly refreshing to come out of the searing heat and go into the water which is freezing cold having come down from the Himalayas. It is an experience I will never forget!

For some strange reason a lot of Indian people have an immense amount of respect for white westerners. At times it feels like you are a rock star or a famous footballer as so many people come up to you and ask if they can have their picture taken next to you. Indians are tourists themselves and this family, visiting the same temple in Rishikesh, asked if I would pose. It was pretty windy up there as you can see my shirt billowing.